Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Shula Out, Gump In...

Name: Forrest Gump
Hometown: Greenbow, Alabama
Education: University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa (UAT)
Work Experience: Shrimpin Boat Captain
Awards/Honors: Congressional Medal of Honor, Played football for the Bear, Ping Pong World Champion
Memorable Quotes: "But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan", "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is", "She tasted like cigarettes", "I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers.","Mama always said..."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Forrest Gump, Huh? How 'bout Nick Saban! ROLL TIDE!!!